Wednesday, October 22, 2008

re: Rolly-polly "Sumo Wrestler" Martin's rant

Roland Martin says the McCain campaign is launching desperate attacks to derail Obama.
My good friend rolly-polly martin is at again! Look at his pix - doesn't he look like he like he needs an enema or farting or sitting on the toilet? How big is the bottom half of him? His head keeps getting bigger like a giant pencil eraser. He actually said once that because he's black people ask him if he plays football. Sumo wrestling maybe. Now he's going off on the "old man". He has a gigantic fit when he thinks somebody's attacking BO with any type of racist slur but has no problem using ageist or sexist code words. Acceptable because the "old man" is white just like Gov "Caribou Barbie" Palin and Senator "IT" Clinton. Why not Barack "monkey-faced" Obama? He at least would be referred to as an animate being instead of a plastic doll and non-person. Oh Dear God the NAACP is already at my door! Call the free speech police! Hurry!!!

Back to rolly-polly. Here's a few of his words. Why isn't he ranting at the 8 million eligible black voters that haven't bothered to register? How much do you think rolly-polly constipated sumo wrestler Martin has been out personally registering people to vote vs ranting about RACIST WHITE AMERICA and BLACK AIDS? Easier to rant than get his fat ass moving. That pix cracks me up! Maybe he's trying not to vomit his acceptable whites are racists rants because his ancestors were slaves. Well rolly-polly my grandfather was an abducted "ship boy" chained to a post on his journey to America when he wasn't cleaning vomit and shit off the decks or helping "bury" dead babies at sea. He didn't go through Ellis Island either and his name was " boy". He was stolen when he was five and can't remember what his real name was or what his parents looked like or if he had siblings. He thinks he's Scottish but has no way of knowing. My grandmother was given to a rich family as their servant because "No Irish need apply". So needless to say I don't have any white guilt and my ancestors had nothing to do with yours. My grandparents chose to cut themselves free from the chains of bondage like most American immigrants. And like BO my family had nothing to do with the plight of the Oppressed Southern Negro. BO is a descendant of slaveowners not slaves which seems to escape the press and black community. It seems one color fits all, Identity politics?

BO's father was polygamist who abandoned BO for another white woman. He wasn't even an immigrant and was never an American citizen. (Is BO an American or Indonesian citizen?) He was for lack of a better term a sperm donor who was glorified in a book of mythology written by a kid he met once. And how much did BO write about the white family who raised him? Stories of their supposed typical white person racism. Nobody in Hawaii that his grandmother worked with believed what he said about her and comparing her to GODDAM AMERICA the US of KKK A the government created AIDS so the chickens can come home to roost and kill 3000 Americans was totally filthy. Hawaii was prejudiced against haoles when he grew up. No whites held office. The state was 2 y/o. Interracial marriage was legal and it was not out of the ordinary to be biracial. Hawaii was the most integrated diverse state in the nation. BO wasn't at his mother's side when she died but he had no problem using her for a healthcare commercial or announcing he was on foodstamps when he was being labelled elitist by those bitter folks. Non cult members see BO for who he is and he's no messiah except in his mind and the liberal media's minds who will do anything to champion the advancement of a Colored Person as in NAACP.

I'm enjoying this rant because no matter what I say I am already a racist because I am part of "White America" but I guess I should include something objective or Mattie's gonna have my ass. I'm not gonna waste the energy responding. Heeeeeeeere's rolly-polly: "like watching an old fighter --clearly out of gas, his legs turned to rubber, and all he can do is grab, hold, punch behind the back, just anything to try to win."

"Cindy McCain, who has barely moved her lips (as in porcelain doll or ventriloquist's dummy or the cliched dumb blonde. And it's ok to write about her addiction but it's racist to bring up BO's cocaine use. Remember when BO said family is out of bounds? Seems it applies only to his wife and kids.) during this campaign, is now accusing the Obama campaign of running the dirtiest campaign ever, and lighting up the New York Times and others for their viciousness. They are now in full blame-the-media mode."

(Well ok this I have to comment on. BO has run a vicious campaign with the help of you rolly-polly and all the other BO loving media. Allowing his opponents to be totally trashed. We heard nothing about race on his world tour but hear plenty when he's close in the polls. It's getting tired. He's the democratic nominee. He loses it's his fault not the bitter racists clinging to their guns and religion who liked Hillary because she actually talked to them instead of showing up so she could preside over them like the messiah.)

"castigate Obama and tar and feather him" (Don't worry Mattie I'm not touching that.)

"The Republicans ran Congress for six years". (Can somebody tell him that the democratic controlled congress has a lower approval rating (12 NYT) than the worst president in history (24 NYT).

"McCain will continue to throw jabs, swinging wildly, (aka erratically) ignoring the game plan he came into the fight with, hoping something -- anything -- connects against the jaw of his younger, more fluid opponent. And like any aging fighter, as the rounds tick away, he could get even more desperate and fearful."

Rolly-polly how's that gonna happen when BO's protected by you and the rest of the media?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ohmigod!!! Rolly-polly. Hysterical! His head does look like a pencil eraser with the top a little gnarly. You have any other rants about him? I never know what I'm gonna find here. Thanks for the laugh!