Monday, November 24, 2008

Campaign spokespeople templates

How many of the folks who make comments for barry even know what barry thinks on the issue? By now anyone can write their statements.

Template 100 = Not what The American People want to hear...
Template 101 = I misspoke/misunderstood/was mistaken
Template 102 = Clarification
Template 103 = PC translation
Template 104 = Accusation
Template 105 = They're doing it too/they did it first.
Template 106 = X does not speak for Y or for Y's campaign.
Template 107 = X no longer works for Y's campaign.
Template 108 = Was not aware/did not know/no way could have known.
Template 109 A = Soft denial
Template 109 B = Ambiguous
Template 109 C = Outright denial
Template 110 = Neutral
Template 111 = Righteous indignation
Template 112 A = Standard position
Template 112 B = Refined position
Template 112 C = Stalling for a position
Template 113 = Family off limit
Template 114 = It's X's fault.
Template 115 = It's the media's fault.
Template 116 = It's the volunteer's fault.
Template 117 A = Standard sexism
Template 117 B = Specific sexism
Template 117 C = In your face misogyny
Template 118 = They're racists.
Template 119 = No Comment
Template 120 = Sorry IF I...
Template 121 = Full mea culpa (still in the development phase)

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