November 13, 2008
Silverton, Oregon
Stu Rasmussen, previous Mayor of Silverton - > Stu Rasmussen 2.0, Mayor of Silverton.
Heterosexual male- > heterosexual male who likes to look like a woman.
Male appendage and apparel - > Male appendage, breast implants and woman's apparel.
Ex two term mayor - > beat the incumbent first time in 40 yrs by 13 points
First transgender mayor - > Mayor of Silverton twice.
PENNING"Rasmussen: I always wanted cleavage, so I went out and acquired some....I'm prejudiced, but I think this is just about the coolest town on Earth," Rasmussen said, just before he broke down, a tear gently running through his eyeliner, and onto his cheek. He can't wait to take office in January. He said he's finally confident enough to be himself, as he runs his hometown, wearing his signature heels."
video by The Oregonian's Kimberly A.C. Wilson via StephanieKayStevens
Girlfriend of 35 years: "Silverton is a place where Mennonites and transvestites can get along."
[Mennonites and men in tights sounds better.]
MAYOR RASMUSSEN: Try to keep something like this hidden, or you've got a secret life like this going on and your involved politics, it gives everybody something to put their spade to...I've blackmail proofed myself.
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