Monday, November 24, 2008

Wanted: A few good nuns

November 24, 2008

A 13 y/o Florida schoolboy was arrested for intentional incessant flatulence and for shutting off his classmates' computers. He was charged with "disruption of school function" and released to his mother.

What do you think they fed him for lunch? Green beans, meatloaf and macaroni and cheese? Hot dogs and tater tots? Cheeseburgers and fries?

A good old-fashioned nun slapping a ruler or pointer in her hand would have been enough for this kid to stop "disrupting".

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