November 22, 2009
Live from New York it’s…Nasim Pedrad, Will Forte and Fred Armisen in “Obama and Hu Jintao”.
Press conference with barry and the Chinese president – with translator. China wants their money back and…a personal favor of sorts…
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Selected quotes – hand transcribed.
BO: Unfair valuation of Chinese currency, trade imbalance, human rights.
HU: I completely understand why you feel entitled to come and lecture China on its shortcomings.
HU: How many jobs have you created?
BO: So far…none.
HU: How exactly is extending healthcare coverage to 30 million people going to save you money?
BO: Uh…I don’t know.
HU: Each of your plans to save money involves spending even more money.
HU: Will you kiss me?
HU: I like to be kissed when somebody’s doing sex to me!
HU: I suppose if I wanted to get my money I could call and say I was a Wall Street banker who needs his bonus. But really, why should I have to stoop to that level.
HU: Are you going to at least treat me to dinner and a movie?
BO: I’m sorry?
HU: I think it’s the polite thing to do before doing sex to me!
BO: We are taking steps to make sure that what happened will never happen again.
HU: What steps?
BO: Reform of banking regulations.
HU: Do I look like Mrs Obama?
BO: What?
HU: Do I look like Mrs Obama?
BO: Of course not.
HU: Then why are you trying to do sex to me like I was Mrs Obama!!!
BO: Now, now…
HU: Just do it — get it over!
BO: Mr President.
HU: Don’t be a tease.
BO: I just-
HU: I can take it!
BO: This is not the time or the place.
HU: Very well.
Tags: amnesty international, fred armisen, hilarious, Hu Jintao, Nasim Pedrad, political humor, saturday night live, SNL OBAMA SKETCH, Will Forte
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