barry in a loin cloth = Chris Matthews' daydreams.

April 11, 2009

Funny they joke about it now.

Saturday Night Live Weekend Update

SETH MEYERS:

A new comic is coming out this summer called "Barack the Barbarian" which features the President in a loin cloth.

Also featuring the President in a loin cloth - Chris Matthews' daydreams.

Robin Williams on the economy

January 2, 2008
Jay Leno

ROBIN WILLIAMS:

They say the economy is essentially sound because people are considering buying things.

That's like saying fat people are healthy because they might exercise.

Robin Williams on the economy

January 2, 2008
Jay Leno

ROBIN WILLIAMS:

They say the economy is essentially sound because people are considering buying things.

That's like saying fat people are healthy because they might exercise.

Joke of the Day: "She cleans it?"

December 2, 2008
Jay Leno Show
Jaywalking All-Stars segment

Jay showed a picture of Nanci Pelosi and (surprisingly) a girl knew her last name. Jay asked what Pelosi did. No answer. He said it has something to do with the House and the Britney look-alike said: "She cleans it?"

Quote of the day: "Republicans need more than a combover"

November 12, 2008
MSNBC
Norah O'Donnell talks with Governor Tim Pawlenty (MN-R) about the new Republican Party and what they have to do to attract young and minority voters. He then says: Republicans need more than a combover." He of course has a nice head of hair. And why wasn't he picked? He sounded in full control of the issues. He must be pretty angry.

Laugh of the day: November 4th should be a National Holiday

November 12, 2008
MSNBC
Contessa Brewer talks with Sonny Scroggins, Founder and President, Bias Busters of Kansas, who believes that November 4th should be National Holiday in memory of Obama's win. He said it would "mark when Americans grew up - when we moved past race and gender."

When did we move past gender? A man won. A man has always won. Senator Clinton doesn't look anything like the presidents on the dollar bill.

Scroggins goes on to say that it would be "a way of increasing participation because of the day off."

Not possible. The first black president in history and just 2% more blacks voted. Eight million couldn't be bothered to register. Why didn't Contessa ask him if he voted?

SNL: Incest is funny

September 22, 2008

This is beyond disgusting. It shows how far barry supporters will go to win. How is incest funny? Ever? Aren't there enough other things out there to attack? The more attention Gov Palin is given (stolen away from the messiah) the more desperate the MSM and Democrats become. Can't barry do anything by himself? Who's going to having his back in the WH? I don't want to include this but it must be documented like all the other unbelievably nasty and tasteless things the barrybotlets have done.

"Skit"

New York Times reporters are sitting around an assignment meeting discussing what about Palin to investigate next. Guest host James Franco (Who is he? He looks like Jame Dean but sucks as an actor.) He wants to see how many reporters want to go home - a spoof on the ridiculous MSM's wimpiness. It would have been funny all by itself. There was no need to add the incest, which was clearly done with intent and venom. Totally pathetic.

One reporter asks: "What about the husband? You know he's doing those daughters. I mean, come on. It's Alaska."

Franco then sets up the joke of proving a negative, saying, "He very well could be. Admittedly, there is no evidence of that, but on the other hand, there is no convincing evidence to the contrary. And these are just some of the lingering questions about Governor Palin."

Then there's some real comedy about the reasons why the reporters want to leave. But then the ending:

After three of the reporters agree to go to Alaska, one sues for sexual discrimination after being called "sweetie" by a school board member, one is killed by a polar bear and a final reporter wins a Pulitzer for "unproven, yet un-disproven incest in the Palin family" and then is killed by a polar bear driving a "snow machine."

How is that funny? Sweetie? How lame. And then a Pulitzer Prize? The should have called out ARC XIX for her disgusting attacks on Gov and Bristol Palin.

And then the final shot is an image of a New York Times page, featuring headlines: "While No Direct Evidence of Incest in Palin Family Emerges, Counter Evidence Remains Agonizingly Elusive" and "In a Small Alaska Town, Doubts Still Linger."

What is there to say after that? Three weeks they have been after her. Her view is abortion under no circumstances, which has been born out in her own life: Trig has Down's Syndrome and her teenage daughter is pregnant. But incest? And then Randi Rhodes rants about hiw teenage boys aren't safe around Sarah Palin. Disgusting. It's NBC - what else do you expect?

Joke of the day: "Yes."

April 26, 2007
Democratic Debate
Joe Biden stays mum...for once.