Rush Limbaugh response to Mrs McCain

May 14, 2009

Olbermann’s response

You knew he wouldn’t let it go. No way was he going to be put in his place by a woman – let a alone a feisty woman of class. Especially when he is none too fond of her son and granddaughter, who he said should leave the GOP with Arlen Specter.

Mrs McCain’s video and comments are here. She basically said she doesn’t understand who Limbaugh is or what he talks about and that he doesn’t belong to the same Republican Party as she.

From his broadcast:

McCain’s mother is dumping on me.

She’s right. She’s absolutely right. The Republican Party she belongs to get shellacked election after election after election.

Man, send McCain’s mother out to dump on me? (laughing) No, I love it. I love it. Her son said the same thing. (impersonating McCain) “He’s just an entertainer, he’s just an entertainer, got it, got it? He’s just an entertainer, he-he, he-he, he-he. He’s a clown, good clown, circus, that’s it. He-he, he-he. You got it?” I don’t know what the man means; I don’t know what the man means.

His rebuttal words speak for themselves.

John McCain’s mother re: Olbermann & Limbaugh

May 13, 2009

Senator John McCain’s still fierce 97 y/o mother, Roberta McCain, was on Jay Leno last night. It’s clear who he takes after. She was entertaining but also had a message.

KEVIN SPACEY, who had just done spot on Bill Clinton and Johnny Carson impressions said to Mrs McCain:

It sounds to me like you ought to run for politics.

MRS MCCAIN:

No. They’d never elect me, because I am not diplomatic enough for that.

JAY LENO:

What about being diplomatic. Let’s talk about some of the commentators from the left and right. Who bothers you on the left?

MRS MCCAIN no hesitation: Olbermann.

[laughter]

LENO: What’s wrong with Keith Olbermann?

MRS MCCAIN:

Well, I don’t know if there’s anything wrong with him. I just, myself, can’t figure out that type of person, who really more or less gets joy out of denigrating people, humiliating – I’m just not that type of person. I don’t have friends like that. And thank God I am not around people like him.

LENO: What about on the right?

MRS MCCAIN:

David Brooks is a man I really respect at the New York Times….He’s a wonderful writer.

LENO: What about Rush Limbaugh?

MRS MCCAIN:

I belong to the Republican Party….What he thinks about or represents in the Republican Party has nothing to do with my side of it. I don’t know what the man means, I don’t know what he’s talking about.

I think that the Chairman of the Republican Party Steele was exactly right when he defined this man as an entertainer. And to my horror, the Republican Party made him back up on it.

I don’t know what he [Limbaugh] is — but he does not represent the Republican Party that I belong to.

I bet she doesn’t like him personally either. Especially after he told his listeners that Arlen Specter should take her son and granddaughter with him.

Roberta McCain, 97, has a twin sister who’s just as vibrant

Jay Leno chuckles: octomom, taxes, dog

April 13, 2009

A few chuckles from Jay.

The economy is so bad...

Octomom had to hide her own eggs this season.

barry's dog:

The hardest thing these days about paper-training a puppy is trying to find a paper still in business.

barack obama's daughters told their father that they will take the same responsibility for the dog that dad has taken for the economy. That way if the dog leaves a mess in the WH it will be cleaned up by future generations.

Taxes:

This Wednesday taxes are due....

and people who work for barack obama are busy doing their taxes for 1998, 99, 2000.

Jay Leno chuckles: G 20

March 31, 2009

President Obama left for Europe today for a meeting with the world's major economic powers known as the G 20 - or as it's called now - Chapter 11.

The first place President Obama landed was England. And British PM Gordon Brown told President Obama 'make yourself at home' - so Obama fired the head of Rolls Royce and Jaguar.

I feel confident that it will go well, because President Obama - he's very good with these economic leaders. Good speaker of course - good speechwriters. The problem with President Bush - when he went to the summit, whenever anyone said G 20, he'd go "Bingo"!

The economy is bad...real bad.

You know the octomom?

Her uterus just filed for Chapter 11.

Chuckle from Jay Leno re: AIG

March 25, 2009

Last night on Leno:

A very strange incident at JFK airport in New York City today....An AIG executive going through security had to empty out all his pockets...

You know what fell out?

Senator Chris Dodd!

Bill Burton: barry Special Olympics apology #1

March 20, 2009

I find it surprising they actually aired Leno without any editing. If was MSNBC there would have been technical difficulties like Rachel Maddow had last night with Lt Dan Choi and Don’t ask Don’t Tell.

Here’s barry’s spokesman’s first attempt at “apology” from Air Force 1:

The President made an offhand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics. He thinks that the Special Olympics are a wonderful program that gives an opportunity to shine to people with disabilities from around the world.

Offhand remark?

Yo barry - what about nappy headed hos?

Yo media - he insulted special souls, who are as God created them, and you remain silent?

What is it going to take?

It was not a “gaffe”.

It was a disgusting degrading indefensible comment that was said and meant as delivered.

It is not a slip of the tongue when it’s followed by laughter and meant to induce laughter.

Even for barry this is a new low.

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(2-19) barry’s “It’s like the Special Olympics”
(2-19) Bill Burton: Apology #1 “offhand remark”
(2-20) Robert Gibbs: Apology #2 “thoughtless joke”
(2-20) Gov Palin re: Trig & Special Olympics (video)
(2-20) Gov Palin re: barry’s Special Olympics “joke”
(2-20) Gov Arnold & Maria Shriver re: barry’s Special Olympics “joke”
(2-20) Special Olympics video: The new R-word is Respect
(2-20) Bowling in top 5 Special Olympics sports, Kolan McConiughey
(2-20) Special Olympics Chairman, Tim Shriver statement re: barry’s ”joke”
(2-20) GMA: Tim Shriver: “This kind of language needs to be a teachable moment”
(2-21) Where are barry’s own words of apology on his Special Olympics “joke”?
(2-22) Yo, barry, you talked the trash, now back it up, and bowl

barry: “it’s like the Special Olympics or something”

Kennedy legacy carrier barry trashes the Special Olympics‘ athletes (thus the First Lady of California’s mother, Eunice Shriver, who founded them) on the final leg of his adoration tour. He compared his crappy ass bowling skills to a Special Olympic athlete’s lack of skill. Clearly, he doesn’t know what Special Olympic athletes are capable of - including voting.

What segment of the electorate hasn’t he trashed?

He should pay for his remark by making the next “party night at the White House” a fundraiser bowling party featuring Special Olympians so he is made to apologize right to them in person - not through a spokesperson’s “he thinks the Special Olympics do great work” or “it wasn’t meant like that” or some other template response.

It was meant exactly as said - they’re r*t*r*s with no physical skills.

What would President Franklin Delano Roosevelt have felt about hearing that remark?

Here’s the video clip from Herr Olbermann via asdf11x.

JAY: I imagine the bowling alley has just been burned and closed down.

BARRY: No. No. I’ve been practice-I’ve been practicing.

JAY: Really? Really?

BARRY: I, uh, I bowed a 129.

Applause.

LENO sarcastically: Oh no. That’s very good. Yeah. Oh, that’s very good, Mr President.

BARRY laughing: [unintelligible my score?] - it was like the Special Olympics or something.

Audience laughs - barry keeps laughing - Jay doesn’t. I don’t think barry even realized what he said.

And then Olbermann says: “What do WE do about it?”

As in how do we spin it. Just one more example of proobama media bias straight from the horse’s ass mouth.

Eunice Shriver, 87, with Chinese Special Olympians

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(2-19) barry’s “It’s like the Special Olympics”
(2-19) Bill Burton: Apology #1 “offhand remark”
(2-20) Robert Gibbs: Apology #2 “thoughtless joke”
(2-20) Gov Palin re: Trig & Special Olympics (video)
(2-20) Gov Palin re: barry’s Special Olympics “joke”
(2-20) Gov Arnold & Maria Shriver re: barry’s Special Olympics “joke”
(2-20) Special Olympics video: The new R-word is Respect
(2-20) Bowling in top 5 Special Olympics sports, Kolan McConiughey
(2-20) Special Olympics Chairman, Tim Shriver statement re: barry’s ”joke”
(2-20) GMA: Tim Shriver: “This kind of language needs to be a teachable moment”
(2-21) Where are barry’s own words of apology on his Special Olympics “joke”?
(2-22) Yo, barry, you talked the trash, now back it up, and bowl

obamessiah needs adoration fix - heads to Leno

March 18, 2009

barry needs his fix. He still hasn't assimilated that he won and is now meant to actually work for those American People he has always talked about but never to. He has plans to do town-hall style meetings in Orange County - how rough is it there? - and downtown LA. Should be at a battered/sexual abuse shelter for women and children. Wherever it is - folks better not be preselected sycophants with glazed eyes and no need of solutions. They should be people the Secret service need to frisk - angry Americans wanting real answers - who will force barry to appear like he has a grasp, without Old Faithful Telepromptor.

And I sure hope someone asks him about Nadya Suleman and her drain on society.

I'd pay to hear that.

His (public) adoration culminates in a Jay Leno appearance - first for an encumbant president.

barry's sole goal seems to want to be the "first" whatever. That way he can't be compared to anyone - just dead presidents who actually did something other than talk.

Whether he has scheduled arugula-fueled pitstops to pander to rich, high profile folks - maybe in the LGBT community to chat prop 8 and pad his pockets - is unknown. He's due to make another bitter people speech to tax cheats with illegal alien maids and fleets of gas guzzlers, who hand out bottled water to guests in their massive air-conditioned mansions decorated with rare rainforest wood and child labor made oriental rugs, while bemoaning povery and the myth that is global warming.

Tea-sipper Madame Secretary Clinton has been to Asia, the MiddleEast, Europe and soon South America while barry goes to swing states, Canada (while Paliament is out), California and Home Sweet Home, Chicago. Every single time he comes here, he raises our tax burden and never mentions that we have the highest murder rate in the country or the epidemic of Chicago Public School shootings.

Did Sully get an offer to pilot this?

February 11, 2009

"SI One"

(Getty Images/AFP/EMMANUEL DUNAND)

Israeli model Bar Refaeli holds the 2009 cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, as she unveils "SI One", a Southwest Airlines Boeing 737-700 wrapped with her SI image at La Guardia airport.

Wonder if Pat Harten will get these tail numbers right...

Is this part of barry's stimulus package...

I'll leave the rest to Jay Leno.

Jay leno on barry's blackberry

January 23, 2009
Jay Leno

Barack Obama will be allowed to keep his Blackberry.
But his use of it will be limited...
Guess it's going to be on Verizon.

Actually, it's a special Blackberry they built it just for him.
They're calling it a Barackberry.

It doesn't even have a battery...
It runs entirely on hope.

They say Caroline Kennedy dropped out because of marital problems...
How bad is your marriage when you're replacing Hillary?

A few chuckles form Jay Leno

January 6, 2009

Jay Leno

VP Dick Chaney in the Washington Post says he is not a fan of rap music.

Let's see. He rides in a limo, is surrounded by bodyguards and shot someone in the face...

He is a rap star...

Unemployment is up, especially if you're the new senator from Illinois.

Roland Burris was turned away and denied his seat in the Senate.

It was the worst thing to happen to a guy named Burris not involving a gun and sweatpants...

****

From a Bush roast with service members:

To Bush: It's nice to see you still have good reflexes after eight years in the White House.

Next time pick up the shoe and throw it back!

Robin Williams on the economy

January 2, 2008
Jay Leno

ROBIN WILLIAMS:

They say the economy is essentially sound because people are considering buying things.

That's like saying fat people are healthy because they might exercise.

Robin Williams on the economy

January 2, 2008
Jay Leno

ROBIN WILLIAMS:

They say the economy is essentially sound because people are considering buying things.

That's like saying fat people are healthy because they might exercise.

Melissa Etheridge, Obama button & Prop 8

December 20, 2008

Melissa Etheridge, Obama button & Prop 8

Breaking News! and it's not Blagojevich

December 10, 2008

This shows the extremes to which MSNBC will go to take the heat off barry. They cut away from the blagojevich to Jay Leno's press conference. I'm not quite sure what it is going to take for them to wake up. The rest of the proobamedia is already laughing at them. Norah O'Donnell is sounding like a scorned lover. It harkens back to the good old days of Denver when she sat there and said: "All WE have to do now..."

video courtesy of Britethorn
ANDREA MITCHELL: Pete [Williams], I think I have to interrupt you for another breaking news story! We'll talk more about this later. You're watching live pictures about a major announcement by NBC about late night start, Jay Leno.

Joke of the Day: "She cleans it?"

December 2, 2008
Jay Leno Show
Jaywalking All-Stars segment

Jay showed a picture of Nanci Pelosi and (surprisingly) a girl knew her last name. Jay asked what Pelosi did. No answer. He said it has something to do with the House and the Britney look-alike said: "She cleans it?"

Happy Birthday, Etta Mae!

Just wanted to give you a shout out. Have a shot or two of that Jack Daniels instead of putting in your fruitcakes. Somehow I don't think anyone will notice. When you get a chance tell us where those chewy green and yellow "fruit" chunks come from and what they're supposed to be. Happy however many years you're admitting to this year. Call Jay Leno - he needs a new fruitcake lady!

A week to go and it's still about the clothes

October 28, 2008
I just saw the face of David Plouffe. I had only read his obamantor spins, which any of us could write by now. But seeing his face gives great insight into barry’s campaign: they’re worried. Very much so. He looks like he’s about to cry – just like as a kid whose mother finally got to the core of his transparent lies. Maybe now he has a little insight on how Senator Clinton’s campaign felt when they were being attacked callously, personally and most of the time baselessly. I don’t expect that Plouffe has empathy - no one close to the messiah does – nor do the obamerized masses. That’s the nature of a cult: undying, unquestioned devotion for the messiah and unvarnished, unbridled hate for unenlightened non-cult members. Sad really. The best liar is the young one with curly hair. Bill Burton? Gibbs is a professional who doesn’t really believe what he says and has an amused smile on his face when he says it = supreme overconfidence. Axelrod is just evil. A Chicago politician through and through who has no scruples.

Anyway Hardwood is talking to Plouffe and quotes somebody who says if Obama’s below 50% he’s in trouble because of the undecideds. Mind you this is the same Hardwood who said Obama was set. Hardball (10-14-08) HARDWOOD: "Look at the Gallup tracking poll. He's been consistently at 50-51-52 for the last two weeks. He doesn't need a single more vote in this campaign. He's just got to hold what he's already got."

Do they bother to even listen to themselves? They’re like a bunch of Kool-Aid drunks so inebriated on messiah manlove that they don’t know or care what they are saying. And they’re right - who is going to call them on it?

Ploufffe doesn’t think about national polls. He’s confident that "we have a path of victory including Iowa, Virginia and New Mexico." And likes the early voting in NM, NV, OH, FL. Hardwood asks him what he’s worried about. Plouffe gives stock answer. He looks like he’s been programmed when he’s talking but if you hit the pause and look at him – he’s worried. Desperately so. Why?

Birth certificate? Anti-Semitic tapes? ACORN? A church member who needs a little cash? A campaign worker who can’t stand being blamed anymore? A vendor who still hasn’t been paid? A MSM member who has suddenly developed a conscience? So many other things I won’t bother listing. Wright supposedly is out of the country and I’m sure the Secret Service or Homeland Security has made sure he can’t get back into the country. I wonder if any reporter is trying to get at him? Some of the unethical little attack dogs have switched allegiances to be the first one to publicly report on what’s been happening in the blogosphere. It will be interesting to see who comes out with a book first and how much bias and propaganda they admit to.

And they’re still talking about the clothing. Elizabeth Bumiller said it would not have been a story if she were a man. Definition of sexism. It doesn’t have to involve a direct attack. It has to do with how a woman is treated vs a man. It’s been perfectly clear. An intelligent, powerful, proven politician, who happens to be a woman gets attacked on her femininity and a charismatic, unquestionably feminine candidate gets attacked on her intelligence as a Caribou Barbie, diva and whack job. It would be funny if it wasn’t such a serious moment in history.

Mrs Obama was on Jay Leno and said she was wearing a “J Crew outfit”. How many of them were in her closet before the $150K story? Before she started stumping? And what she didn’t mention was that she was wearing $400 shoes and an expensive piece of jewelry. And barry’s out there wearing a casual zip up jacket, black collarless shirt, jeans and gym shoes because it's raining? How moronic do they think people are? His suits are $1500, shirts $200, ties $100, silk socks $50. and $300 shoes. $2,000 an outfit. And he doesn't have a rain coat? How much has he paid for his campaign attire over the last two years? His personal wardrobe includes mom jeans, black socks, gym shoes and a nerdy bike helmet and yet he’s a millionaire. How much is Mrs wardrobe worth before she began the campaign vs Palin’s? How many public-worthy clothes do you think the first dude had? Who can possibly believe the madness of this question.

But it took away from Biden’s unbelievable comment. You cannot convince me that he did not know what he was saying or that he is aware of something and what his decision will be. Period. Holbrooke and Powell wouldn’t have been so defensive. Time will tell. Will it be a week, one month, two months, January 21st or six months?

Sexist joke of the day: "Tapped her."

October 3, 2008
Jay Leno Show

Leno: Governor Palin, that outfit is very attractive, do you find that look works for you?"

Debate video clip of Palin: "Senator John McCain has already tapped me and said, 'that's where I wantcha'."

Well I guess it beats the "drill, baby, drill".

Can someone tell me what Senator Biden was wearing? How much it cost, who designed it and where he bought it? Was it a suit vs sport coat and trousers? Double breasted? Shirt and tie color? Pocket square? What color were his socks and shoes? How many inches were his heels? Were they too school teacher? Too fuck me pumps? Boxers or briefs? White, colored, striped, polka dot, plaid, Batman, Obamaknickers, days of the week or did he go commando? Did they cause a panty line? Was he wearing a girdle or sock garters? A teddy? If so, was it red, white, blue, black or camouflage? Which side does his combover go? What type of mustache does he have? Was it trimmed? Did he have a forehead lift and eye job? Does he have a penile implant? Does he have veneers? What color was his tongue? Was he sucking on something? Was he chewing gum? How many times did he lick his lips? Was he wearing a flag pin? A wedding ring? Cuff links? Earring? Which ear? What kind of accent did he have? Did he sound like a black man? A cracker? A hopplehead? Was he "articulate" (racial code word) or "folksy" (sexist code word)? What did his attire say about his personality? Was it too revealing? Too hockey dad and Wal-Mart daddy? Not professional or presidential enough? What overall message was he sending?

Was anyone "masturbating on the couch" watching him debate?

Did you get any of them right? How many? Have you heard anything mention any of them in anyone's breakdown of the debate? How many articles have included what she was wearing and the quality of her voice. Sound familiar? Shrill and cackle have been replaced with folksy and Hey ya, dontcha know? Have you heard anything personal about Biden other than his teeth and hair plugs? Do you know what size waist he has or if his butt looks good in jeans? Does it matter? Is it going to effect his ability to lead? Did it change what he was saying?

And sexism doesn't exist? A woman gets judged on what she wears and her makeup and everything else and I bet very few of you know the answers about Biden's appearance. And do you care? I bet it has never entered your mind that what he wears or how he combs his combover would effect his ability as VP.

Sexism? And what if those comments about Mrs Obama? Racist? You betcha!