A true miracle bra

April 22, 2009

There are a lot of ways to joke about this…wonder bra, miracle bra…it’s just a good thing the woman was wearing one. A 57 y/o woman (name withheld) was standing at her window watching two men break into her neighbor’s house when one of them noticed her and shot her - right in the middle of her chest. It broke the glass then bounced off her bra - the underwire deflecting it - and she ended up catching it in her hand. Her injuries were from the shattered glass.

Hmm, maybe the Secret Service could get barry a few…

NBC

The Middle Man: Tony Rezko

December 9, 2008

Not sure when this was actually shot. Movie translation provided below.

Video courtesy of capitolfax
REZKO: Yo, Guv. You ever get set up by the feds like me you better keep your trap shut about barry. There's plenty a money to go around. You hearing me?
GOV: Uh-huh.
REZKO: I gotta lotta friends with allotta talents and wearing recycled men's underwear in federal prison ain't as bad as being driven to the shores of Lake Michigan and being left there. You hearing me?
GOV: Uh-huh.
REZKO: Call me when you want your house remodeled and I'll take care of you like I did barry and the missus.
GOV: Uh-huh.
REZKO: And if you try to have me set up for that I'll talk to the feds myself. You hearing me?
GOV: Uh-huh.
REZKO: I left the usual in an envelope on the table. Tell the missus hello.
GOV: Uh-huh.

Act 2 with curious soundtrack and REZKO playing the part of a pregnant Secret Service man.

Video courtesy of capitalfax

Saggy Bottom Boys

Barry's talking to everyone. Is there any news organization he hasn't been on in the last two weeks? He is discussing "brothers' baggy pants'. From MTV via Politico's Ben Smith.

Obama: Here is my attitude: I think people passing a law against people wearing sagging pants is a waste of time....Having said that, brothers should pull up their pants. You are walking by your mother, your grandmother, your underwear is showing. What's wrong with that? Come on. There are some issues that we face, that you don't have to pass a law, but that doesn't mean folks can't have some sense and some respect for other people and, you know, some people might not want to see your underwear — I'm one of them.