Video of the day: Pacman Bank Bandit

November 23, 2009

Liveleak

Streetsboro, Ohio: Man walks into a bank and hands the teller a note demanding money. He leaves with money (with dye pack) and his note and flees in dark colored Escort. Police pull over a black Ford Escort and find in the vehicle a .38-caliber pistol and a wad of cash covered in red ink. Police handcuff the now suspect and escort him back to the cruiser where the dashcam picks up the action. Police empty the content of the man’s pockets on to the hood. Man sees large square of white paper (presumed bank robbery note), leans over and gobbles it up. Investigators ask for the note – police review the video and voila! mystery solved.

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Patrolman Daniel Biada:

He grabbed it in his mouth, just like Pacman.

Tags: WEIRD AND WACKY, pacman bandit, bank robbery, John H. Ford, Daniel Biada, TWINSBURG OHIO POLICE, FirstMerit BANK, FirstMerit BANK ROBBERY, pacman, Streetsboro Ohio, pacman bank bandit

Secretary Clinton: “I broke my elbow, not my larynx"

July 16, 2009

This was back when the MSM said Secretary Clinton was being shoved aside because she had been incognito with her fractured elbow. 100K miles in 7 months? And had she not fractured her elbow she would have gone to Russia – though Joe Biden seem to have enjoyed his time in the Ukraine.

So the press asked her if she was being edged out and whether things were ok between her and barry. (As if she would say.)

SECRETARY CLINTON:

I broke my elbow, not my larynx.

Same press corps wanted to know if her cast was attached to her.

Evian Skating Babies

July 12, 2009

See if you can only watch this once.

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Pix of the day: Alien baby?

February 9, 2009

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"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

blago: "I f*cked it up!"

February 1, 2009

Blago on his media blitz stops by DL Hughley and gives a live version of what was on the tapes. blago comes off as a regular guy who just "f*cked it up!" If it was planned to show how it just comes out it was a brilliant move. Either way it worked for him. You can't but help this guy. No matter - what he delivers something memorable. I hope he doesn't act as his own lawyer in his trial.

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BLAGO: That's gonna get me in trouble

DL: Right. Man, you're already in trouble.

BLAGO: I f*cked it up.

DL: Ay-iii

They laugh and so does the audience.

BLAGO: Oh, shit!

DL: I'm a bad influence

BLAGO: Oh shit - they're gonna throw me out anyway. Who cares?

DL: I'm a bad influence.

BLAGO: Alright, let's go.

DL: This is my best day ever at this job. F*ck the governor.

blago Hollywood bound?

January 26, 2009

Gotta give it to blago. Besides enjoying the limelight - he is trying to make money for his defense. His wife just lost her $100K job and his is a few days away.

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD

Woman: There's been discussions of TV movies and stuff that's being made - who would play you? Who would you want to play you?

BLAGO: Oh is that right? Have there been?

Woman: There have been discussions..I mean would you --

BLAGO: I wouldn't mind playing myself. I could probably use the job!

Too bad Eddie Munster isn't still a kid...they have quite the resemblance...

Robin Williams on the economy

January 2, 2008
Jay Leno

ROBIN WILLIAMS:

They say the economy is essentially sound because people are considering buying things.

That's like saying fat people are healthy because they might exercise.

Robin Williams on the economy

January 2, 2008
Jay Leno

ROBIN WILLIAMS:

They say the economy is essentially sound because people are considering buying things.

That's like saying fat people are healthy because they might exercise.

Laugh of the day: Bush is my daddy!

This is hysterical. I don't care about their political connection - this looks like McCain is hugging daddy or crying on his shoulder. There's something just creepy about it.

This has the same weirdness as the Al Gore kiss & the barry-Jill Biden kiss.

Gore kissed Tipper at convention - lost
Barry kissed Jill Biden at this convention...

Laugh of the day: Can you attack a woman in a debate?

Where's Ann Curry been the last two decades and the 21 democratic primary debates? She actually asks Biden if you can attack a woman in a debate or is there a double standard? Yes. There is - but the double standard applies only to SHRC. Do whatever you want to her because she's just THAT woman. Absolutely ludicrous. They can't even see what they're saying anymore - nor do they care.

Ann Curry: "When you debate someone (she keeps pointing at him), when you're verbally attacking someone (pointing), can you attack a women in a debate just like you would a man. Can you hit a woman? Is there a double standard?"

Biden: "I have no double standard. Look at my debates. I've debated Hillary Clinton 12 times! (Indignant) Tell me she's not a competent debater?"

I love how their words come back to haunt them. When SHRC is their adversary, she's a bitch without scruples or experience who is not competent to do anything and is only where she is because of Mr Bill. As soon as they need her or she is no longer their adversary, she's brilliant. (She is.) During the Veepstakes the first thing they wrote down in her column was undeniable experience. And now Biden is using her to show what a tough guy he is having gone up against her. I don't know how Hillary keeps on going. She knows all this and presses onward - even working with these a@@holes.