Sexist joke of the day: "Tapped her."

October 3, 2008
Jay Leno Show

Leno: Governor Palin, that outfit is very attractive, do you find that look works for you?"

Debate video clip of Palin: "Senator John McCain has already tapped me and said, 'that's where I wantcha'."

Well I guess it beats the "drill, baby, drill".

Can someone tell me what Senator Biden was wearing? How much it cost, who designed it and where he bought it? Was it a suit vs sport coat and trousers? Double breasted? Shirt and tie color? Pocket square? What color were his socks and shoes? How many inches were his heels? Were they too school teacher? Too fuck me pumps? Boxers or briefs? White, colored, striped, polka dot, plaid, Batman, Obamaknickers, days of the week or did he go commando? Did they cause a panty line? Was he wearing a girdle or sock garters? A teddy? If so, was it red, white, blue, black or camouflage? Which side does his combover go? What type of mustache does he have? Was it trimmed? Did he have a forehead lift and eye job? Does he have a penile implant? Does he have veneers? What color was his tongue? Was he sucking on something? Was he chewing gum? How many times did he lick his lips? Was he wearing a flag pin? A wedding ring? Cuff links? Earring? Which ear? What kind of accent did he have? Did he sound like a black man? A cracker? A hopplehead? Was he "articulate" (racial code word) or "folksy" (sexist code word)? What did his attire say about his personality? Was it too revealing? Too hockey dad and Wal-Mart daddy? Not professional or presidential enough? What overall message was he sending?

Was anyone "masturbating on the couch" watching him debate?

Did you get any of them right? How many? Have you heard anything mention any of them in anyone's breakdown of the debate? How many articles have included what she was wearing and the quality of her voice. Sound familiar? Shrill and cackle have been replaced with folksy and Hey ya, dontcha know? Have you heard anything personal about Biden other than his teeth and hair plugs? Do you know what size waist he has or if his butt looks good in jeans? Does it matter? Is it going to effect his ability to lead? Did it change what he was saying?

And sexism doesn't exist? A woman gets judged on what she wears and her makeup and everything else and I bet very few of you know the answers about Biden's appearance. And do you care? I bet it has never entered your mind that what he wears or how he combs his combover would effect his ability as VP.

Sexism? And what if those comments about Mrs Obama? Racist? You betcha!

Sexist quote of the day: "She lost!"

September 22, 2008
Chris Rock on Letterman

He's clearly wasted on something and rants away about Senator & President Clinton while Morning Joe black host says it's Hillary job to get her voters to vote for Obama. Laughable. Destroy them one minute and then complain that they're not doing enough. Great way to get her voters behind barry. These folks have no idea how idiotic they are. Is she on the ticket? Will they be voting for her? It's his job - not hers and until barry and the rest of the MSM gets it those voters aren't coming around. How interested is he in Sen Clinton supporters? He sends Mrs barry out to talk to them. Why not just spit on them. When they see her they recall the smirk on her face when Sen Clinton came out to give her speech...on Barry's behalf. But it will be the Clinton's fault when he loses. barry has absolutely zero spine. A real man Letterman is. (See this earlier post whereRock endorses barry because he voted against the war...and on he tape barry says it too.)

ROCK: Is it me, or did he (Mr Clinton) not want to say the words: 'Barack Obama'? He went through everything he could do...'Well, what Hillary would want to do with the economy.' Hillary ain't running! Hillary's not running! Somebody - one of those guys needs to tell him.

LETTERMAN: (laughs) I'll make a call later.

ROCK: I love Hillary but she lost. She got a lot of votes she lost. The Patriots got a lot of points too, but they lost to the Giants.

Look...Stop it! She lost. It wasn't sexism why she lost. She lost to a black guy nobody had ever heard of. She didn't lose to "The Power". Ooh the 'The Power' got her.

LETTERMAN: What about "Sarah the Governor of Alaska"? Sarah Palin. That was sort of a surprise.

ROCK: That is unbelievable! Have you been to Alaska, Dave? It's like 'Road Warrior' with snow. It's crazy up there. Insane. She's shooting MOOSES. She's got the moose. holding a dead bloody moose and Michael Vick is like: 'Why am I in jail?'

LETTERMAN: Laughing. Yeah. Exactly.

ROCK: What the hell?

LETTERMAN: Laughing.

ROCK: They let a white lady shoot a moose. Black man want to kill a dog that's a crime?

Always race. Lack of imagination. Notice the frequency of "white lady". It's the same racial code word as angry black man but only one is tolerable. Why?