Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Pix of the day: A-Roid the $500M lying cheater

February 18, 2009

I am a cheater and I am not man enough to admit it even when I got caught. But I want kids to look up to me and I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame because I only "experimented" for three years and have been clean since. I did because I was young and naive...because I didn't get to go to college...because I entered the league at 18...because my cousin made me do it...because it was the culture...because everyone was doing it...it wasn't illegal then...but remember I didn't know what it was and I don't think we did it right anyway and I'm not really sure what the results were but I took it 36 times over 3 years until my agent told me I maybe could have tested positive and besides it's just an over-the-counter medicine in the Dominican Republic...whose economy runs in part because of its other baseball cheaters like Sammy Sosa. And, by the way, I'm hoping you can't count because I was 26, 27 and 28 when I "experimented" with something I wasn't sure what it was and only did because I was young and naive and entered the league at 18.

(Photo) Alex "the best player in the history of baseball" Rodriguez

ps. Nobody can punish me and I'm laughing all the way to the bank to collect my $500M baseball career.

12-7-07 60 Minutes interview denying it

2-9-09 Interview with Peter Gammons (text)
2-9-09 Interview with Gammons (video)
2-9-09 Calls SI writer a liar

2-17-09 Press conference (text)
2-17-09 Press conference (video)

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