July 7, 2009
Dave’s intellectual hilarity = McCain, an old doddering fool, Palin, a ditzball one size fits all sex object, George Bush, mandatory.
Sarah Palin answering machine
10 – Hi, It’s George W. Bush. Why didn’t anyone tell me resigning was an option?
9 – It’s John McCain — why did I call?
8 – Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?
7 – I’m calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance.
6 – It’s Letterman — we still cool?
5 – McCain again. Still no idea why I called.
4 – Hi, it’s the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket?
3 – Hi, it’s Sarah…oops…dialed my own number.
2 – Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor.
1 – Hey, it’s McCain. Who would’ve thought you’d retire before I did?
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